Place of crime: Steakhouse @cine
Time: 1900 h
People involved: Singaporeans & Aussies
Issue: Regarding some GST that he couldnt claim back (cheapskate)
Unruly: (on the mobile) YOUR F**CKING STUPID GIRL did not call me back. YOU ALL ARE BLOODY STUPID (with his deafening accent) YOU SINGAPOREANS ARE ALL STUPID FOOLS.
TL & me: (?!?!) WTF?! Wot is he trying to do?? (continues to listen)
Unruly: Oh, oh, I see. Is that right? GST claim must take 31 days to process. I see. Thanks for telling me that. I have been very stress with work, blah blah blah.
TL: Eh why he suddenly so nice uh?
Me: (shrugs)
Unruly: Wot?! Dun tell me you are stress with work too! YOU SINGAPOREANS DRIVES CHEAP CAR & ARE ALWAYS STRESS(cant hear properly). YOU BLOODY IDIOT. Now, tell me why YOUR STUPID !@*$#*@! GIRL NEVER CALL ME BACK!
TL: Quick, call the police.
Me: !?
Unruly: (hangs up the phone)
Waiters served him, & he ignored them. Asked for fries and when the fries came, he yells, "So much?!"
I was feeling patriotic already.
Unruly: (makes another phone call) May I speak to Madeline? WOT?! SPEAK ENGLISH, DON'T SPEAK SINGLISH. I DON'T UNDERSTAND! May I speak to Madeline?
Me: (to tL) now I know why there are murder cases around. I wanna STAB HIM WITH YOUR STEAK KNIFE NOW!!!
Unruly: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU & YOUR SINGLISH. (and he starts scolding again with the limited adjectives he knows - F**KING, STUPID, BLOODY, IDIOTS & FOOLS)
Me: (tL was on the phone) there he goes again! Gosh!
Footnote: if he were to generalize all Singaporeans as fools and idiots, can I say all Aussies are.....impolite bast*rds?! WTF!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: All the abovementioned are true and none made up. However, if it has upset any aussies, pls blame him (not me).
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Everyone ought to c his arrogant attitude! I was really on the verge of lecturin him already. too bad we had to go catch a movie then. If i were the manager there, i would have asked him to mind his language or GET OUT!! Anyhow, the pic way below, its a green tea yogurt! hee.. dunoe ware my colleague got it from but it was surely yummilicious! *slurps*
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